Track 3, “Where is the Chair?”

Where is the hair?
The hair is on Pierre
The hair is on Pierre?
The hair is on Pierre
Where is the hair?
The hair is on Pierre
The hair is on Pierre

If I could find Pierre
If I could find Pierre
I would find the hair
The toupee of Pierre
And when I find the hair
And when I find the hair
I’ll put it on my head
Instead of on Pierre

But where is Pierre?
Pierre is in the chair
Pierre is in the chair
Pierre is in the chair
Where is Pierre?
Pierre is in the chair
Pierre is in the chair

If I could find Pierre …

But where is the chair?
The chair is in the air
The chair is in the air
The chair is in the air
Where is the chair?
The chair is in the air
The chair is in the air

If I could find Pierre …

But where is the air?
The air is everywhere
The air is everywhere
The air is everywhere
Where is the air?

If I could find Pierre …