In a dark, dark forest
Lived a boy named Boris
And a girl named Doris
In the dark, dark forest
It was very, very dark
It was very, very dark
It was very cold and stark
And very, very dark
Their father Barry
Was very, very hairy
His beard was hairier
Than the grass on the prairie
It was very, very …
Their mother Mary
Was a forest fairy
Though the forest was scary
She was still very cheery
It was very, very …
In the dark of night
Someone turned on the light
And all of a sudden
It was very, very bright
It was very, very …
Well, they didn’t like the light
They said “this is much too bright”
They preferred it cold and stark
Where it was very, very dark
It was very, very …
